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1. Ask her if she saw it coming (the question). 2. Repeat every 2 minutes. 3. Hand out flyers with her cell phone number, calling it a free phycic hotline. 4. Wave garlic and a cross in front of her face. 5. When she asks what you're doing, tell her you read it somewhere. 6. Call her a little girl. 7. RUN LIKE YOU WEREN'T ONLY HUMAN! P 8. Take her credit cards. 9. Leave a false trail of the credit card's scent somewhere in New Zealand. 10. Watch her swim all the way across the world. XD XD XD 1 1. Ask her what will happen to you in 15 minutes. 12. Repeat. 13. Buy Bella some of the most /plain/ clothing in the world. 14. Complain about her /ice, cold/ heart. 15. Sign Alice and Edward up for a chess tournament. 16. Call her a midget. 17. Repeat number 7. 18. Trash the Cullen's outfits (DANGER! DANGER!)
