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1. Pronounce his name 'Carlizzle 2. Call him a peodophile. 3. When he says he's not remind him that 3 of his children (Edward, Jasper and Alice) are all older then Esme. 4. Ask him what he really gets up to on his night shifts. 5. Ask Carlisle if he has a T.A.R.D.I.S 6. If he asks you what you mean state that he's a doctor who never ages, and isnt human, just like Doctor who. 7.Call him 'gramps' everytime he walks past 8. Point and laugh at him when he says he has a chance at heaven. 9. Ask him what he brought with him from his human life. 10. When he says compassion roll your eyes and say sarcastcly 'Oh yeah you could love your enemies to death.' 11. Scratch his Mercedes then blame it on Esme. 12. Ask him if he and Esme play doctors and nurses. 13. State that he's not a very good doctor 14. If he asks why tell him he didn't even know that he had to tell Edward to use protection. 15. Say you find it disgusting that all his children are sexually active and that his son made him a grandpa at 23. 16. Take down all the paintings in his office and replace them with Yaoi porn. 17. Tell Esme that Carlisle wants her and that he's in his office. Tape her reaction when she seens him next :P 18. Sing 'Doctor, doctor' to him. 19. When he tells you blood doesnt effect him anymore put a bloody finger up his nose and keep repeating 'Does it affect you now?' 20. Tell him that Esme uses Isle Esme with Edward. Video his reaction 21. flick blood at him in the hospital and tell him he looked thirsty
polkadotemoninja added this comment 2010-09-18 22:50:57-05:00
wow. just wow.
cb001 added this comment 2010-11-02 13:49:25-05:00
this is stupid
polkadotemoninja added this comment 2010-09-18 22:50:57-05:00
wow. just wow.
cb001 added this comment 2010-11-02 13:49:25-05:00
this is stupid