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-Mitch Hedberg
Look at the limes, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'll be water-skiing without a life preserver, people will say "What the fuck?" and I will pull out a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
Hey, what's sublime mean?
Limes?
I dunno, sounds like.... underwater citrus.?
