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Your mama is so fat she makes olympic weight lifters look anorexic.
*Your mama is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house. . . so she went and got a ladder. . . * Your mama is so stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner * Your mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the first grade. Your mama is so old the fire department is on stand-by when you light her birthday cake. Your mama is so old she co-wrote the 4th commandment. Your mama is so old she left her handbag on Noah's Ark.
Your Mama. . .
- Your mama is so fat when I tried to dodge her on the road, I ran out of petrol - Your mama is so fat she is the tallest person in the world, when she is lying down - Your mama is so fat when she got on the scales it said ''to be continued'' - Your mama is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck - Your mama is so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity - Your mama is so fat she could be the eighth continent - Your mama is so fat she got a job at the cinema as the screen - Your mama is so fat when I told her to move her but, she had to take two trips
Your mama smells so bad that when she spread her legs, I got seasick. . . Your mama is smells so bad even sewer rats get outta her way. . .
Your mama is so ugly she applied for an ugly contest and they said ''No Professionals!'' Your mama is so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, ''Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already...''
Your mama's so ugly she put the boogeyman out of business. Your mama's so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
vethead added this comment 2011-06-05 19:26:54-05:00
man yo mama so fat the last 90210 she saw was on the scale.
kyrahbear added this comment 2009-10-10 16:39:38-05:00
LOL!
vethead added this comment 2011-06-05 19:26:54-05:00
man yo mama so fat the last 90210 she saw was on the scale.
kyrahbear added this comment 2009-10-10 16:39:38-05:00
LOL!