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She was so blonde that …… She sent me a fax with a stamp on it She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept She studied for a blood test She sold her car for gas money She wore a bikini her first day in the car pool She wanted to sign up for an “organ” donor but all she had was a guitar She called home from work, set down the receiver, then sped home to see if call waiting really worked When told she would need a travel visa she ask if her master card would work She tripped over a cordless phone She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice can because it said “concentrate” She ask for a price check at the dollar store She thought that she couldn’t use her am radio in the evening When she went to the airport she saw a sign that said “airport left” so she turned around and went home She had a short that said “TGIF” which she thought stood for “This Goes In Front”
She got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said “2 to 4 years” She was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out She thought a quarterback was a refund She thought a Meow Mix was a CD for cats She thought Boyz 2 Men was a daycare center She thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train” She thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company Blonde’s Revenge What’s black, blue, and brown and lying in a ditch? A brunette that has told too many blonde jokes What’s the real reason brunettes keep their figure? No one else wants it What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? She took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight
She took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight She couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope She couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope
soccergirl442 added this comment 2010-06-23 23:06:22-05:00
lolz luv it:)
soccergirl442 added this comment 2010-06-23 23:06:22-05:00
lolz luv it:)