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QUOTES THAT MAKE ME LOL :D
''Friendship is like
all the good ones are taken,
PARKING SPOTS...
"Men are like
that it brings.''
WARM feeling
but only you get the
everyone can see it,
peeing on yourself...
''I told my wife a husband is like fine wine...
I think mine got hit by a truck.''
''You LAUGH cuz I'm DIFFERENT...
''The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke...but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.''
''A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.''
''Doctors say I have a multiple personality.... but we don't agree with that.''
I can diet.''
But you're UGLY...
''I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.''
''I may be FAT...
The next day, she locked me in the cellar.''
He gets better with age.
I laugh cuz I just FARTED!''
''They keep saying the right person will come along...
Nobody gets out alive anyway.''
''NEVER take life seriously.
HANDICAPPED.''
and the free ones are
LOL :D
andifeyrtr added this comment 2009-03-29 00:32:03-05:00
these are GREAT! Ha! ~)o(~
stuperb added this comment 2009-03-27 20:11:52-05:00
hahaha lol ;p nice work good luck
leleboo added this comment 2009-03-27 12:13:43-05:00
haha! nice nice nice!!!XD Very entertaining
leleboo added this comment 2009-03-27 12:13:42-05:00
magoobear added this comment 2009-03-27 10:38:06-05:00
lol they are pretty funny!! haha good luck!
andifeyrtr added this comment 2009-03-29 00:32:03-05:00
these are GREAT! Ha! ~)o(~
stuperb added this comment 2009-03-27 20:11:52-05:00
hahaha lol ;p nice work good luck
leleboo added this comment 2009-03-27 12:13:43-05:00
haha! nice nice nice!!!XD Very entertaining
leleboo added this comment 2009-03-27 12:13:42-05:00
haha! nice nice nice!!!XD Very entertaining
magoobear added this comment 2009-03-27 10:38:06-05:00
lol they are pretty funny!! haha good luck!
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