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Heres some ways to Prove that your a bestie. Not the kind thats you cry I cry cause noone does that!
10 Ways to show your a Tru Bestie...... 1. When you cry-instead of crying with you, I'll go and find the retard that made you cry and make bad things happen to them 2. When you stare blankly-i know that your thinking of something that is possibly destructive so I back away 3. When you fall-ill pick you up.....right after I finish laughing 4. When you ask me for food-i ask you for a dollar because you eat it so much! 5. If you jump off a bridge-Ill make sure to throw you down some floaties and ur cell phone so you can call 911...then Ill go and get something to eat while i wait for them to get here 6. When you tell me that you didnt do anything wrong-i know that you probably did and Im hoping that I wont be Dragged into it 7. When your choking-Ill make sure to hit you upside the back a couple of times 8. When Your mad-ill go and find the person that made you mad.....then I'll hurt them 9. When you have a bad hair day-ill give you a hat and tell u that you look fine...right after I say Holy shit what happened to your hair?! And Lastly..... 10. If A guy breaks your heart-then Ill break there face. Luv Ya Lots!
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