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A Recipe for Greed
Est. Cook Time: 45 Min.
$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
1 person 1 high paying job 5 oz. of false happiness in a can 3 teaspoons materialism 2 cups desire 2 tablespoons narcissism 4 gallons of dollar bills
1. Mix 1 person with 1 high paying job in a bowl. 2.Using a whisk, add in 3 teaspoons of materialism. 3. Pour in 2 cups of desire once the mixture has reached a thick consistency. 4. Let the mixture sit for 5 min. 5. While waiting, bring 4 gallons of dollar bills to a boil. 6. Combine the two substances in a blender. 7. Puree the mixture, then add 2 tablespoons narcissism. 8. Pour the new mixture into a pan, and top with 5 oz. of false happiness in a can. 9. Let bake for 30 min. 10. Eat the entire cake yourself.
