In Case of Zombie Apocalypse...WTF?!

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In Case of Zombie Apocalypse...

Necessity #1: [An iPod Touch loaded with my favorite ZOMBIE SLAYING music] No, not Jason Mraz or soft, soothing music or anything like that. That kind of music will get you killed in this case. I can't feel pumped and energized with that type of music. I mean Avenged Sevenfold, Suicide Silence, SlipKnot, As I Lay Dying, Bring Me The Horizon, etc. Those bands make me feel like beating zombie tail. No lie. XD Anything with brutal breakdowns or pure hard rock. I'd even go for Guns 'N' Roses ("Welcome to the Jungle"). Ummm..."Situations" by Escape the Fate makes me want to kill zombies. *shrug* It just does for some reason. ....with a full battery, of course.

I took the time to do this thing on Facebook where you pick your top 5 necessities if zombies attacked your city, state, etc. I haven't glogged in forever, so I decided to make a glog of what I would need in order to kick some zombie ass. :] ...and not die.

Necessity #5: [Monster Energy and Mountain Dew Voltage Supply] Monster doesn't make me crash or anything, and Mountain Dew Voltage is the most amazing Mountain Dew flavor that I have ever tasted. If I have a couple MDVs and a Monster or two....I'll be good. :D

Necessity #4: [Any available simpletons, idiots, stupid people, and dumbasses] Zombies need food, too. What could be any better to hold them off than dead weight idiots?

Necessity #3: [CHUCK FREAKIN' NORRIS] If zombies attacked.....it'd be nice to have someone who can clap with one hand or get bitten by a snake, in which the snake dies. O_O Face it. He's a killing machine.

Necessity #2: [Every weapon known to man] Semi-automatic firearms, steel bats, spears, undead deadly swords, etc. etc. etc. I don't care if it's American weaponry, African weaponry, ninja weaponry, pirate weaponry, or Spartan weaponry....it'd be nice if I had it with me at the time of a zombie apocalypse.