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I believe that whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things.
If you're good at something never do it for free.
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disapear.
And I thought my jokes were bad.
You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.
The Joker
See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!
I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not *blow* this out of proportion.
