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I'M STAYING!!!!
That's right, everyone!! I'm staying for good! All thanks to a few special friends. (Nikki!!) MWHAHA--cough-ha...damn cancer. Anyways. That's right, I've decided to stay.
Wow, okay, so this was very pointless...and I have like...tons of space...soo...Ima fill it up wiff a story...STORY TIME!!!
Okay, so there was this coconut named Jimmy and he was rolling along, y'know...minding his own business, when a kid named Billybobfofilly came up and picked him up and stuffed him in his pocket. Jimmy: No! Let me out! Billybobfofilly:No! I'm taking you home to feed you to my flies!! Jimmy: NOT THE FLIES!!!! Billybobfofilly: *Laughs* So, he kept on walking and decided to play a kazu he found behind his ear next to the magical unicorn. The tune he played made a swarm of flamingos come to him, and he mounted one and rode it across the world to Narnia. That's right N-A-R-N-I-A bitchez!!!! So, he lands in Narnia and starts talking to Tony Hawk about a printer that would spit out magical candy that if you ate it, you'd fly forever and ever. Welp, Billybobfofilly pulled out Jimmy and set him on the table that appeared outta kno where. Jimmy: Let me go! And Jimmy began to roll away into the ocean, and Billybobfofilly chased after him and drowned and then the Flamingos and the Unicorn lived happily ever after and had an abundance of babies that were so ugly that they ate all their children. THE END!!!!
Ha! I knew you did!!!
You did, didn't you? Eh..?
you liked it didn't you?
