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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !) There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teachingthem to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.
stopped snowing
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
tamanna added this comment 2008-06-19 19:19:54-05:00
damn good! gone to faves!
gallayle added this comment 2008-07-20 15:19:39-05:00
lol
petewentzobsesiv added this comment 2008-09-06 10:00:43-05:00
lol =~> x
garlandgurl07 added this comment 2010-05-24 22:57:13-05:00
wtf are the cat and bunny doing; love the quotes
tamanna added this comment 2008-06-19 19:19:54-05:00
damn good! gone to faves!
gallayle added this comment 2008-07-20 15:19:39-05:00
lol
petewentzobsesiv added this comment 2008-09-06 10:00:43-05:00
lol =~> x
garlandgurl07 added this comment 2010-05-24 22:57:13-05:00
wtf are the cat and bunny doing; love the quotes