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SOME PEOPLE WEAR SUPERMAN PAJAMAS SUPERMAN WEARS CHUCK NORRIS PAJAMAS
CHUCK NORRIS WILL NEVER HAVE A HEART ATTACK. HIS HEART ISNT NEARLY FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK HIM
CHUCK NORRIS CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR EVEN IF U CANT
CHUCK NORRIS ONCE KICKED A HORSE IN THE CHIN. ITS DECENDENTS ARE GIRAFFES
USALLY KIDS CHECK THERE CLOSETS FOR THE BOOGYMAN WELL THE BOGGYMSN CHECKS HIS FOR CHUCK NORRIS
JEAN- CLAUDE VAN DAMME ONCE KICK CHUCK NORRIS' ASS THEN WAS AWOKE FROM HIS DREAM WITH A ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE FACE
SOMEONE TRYED TO TELL CHUCK NORRIS THAT ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE FACE ISNT THE BEST WAY TO KICK SOMEONE THIS WAS RECORDED BY HISTORIAN THAT THIS WAS THE WORST MISTAKE EVER MADE
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
