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NEW ELEMENT IN PERIODIC TABLE
ELEMENT : WOMEN SYMBOL : WO+ ATOMIC MASS : Accepted as 53.6 kg ; isopotes may vary from 40 - 200 kg OCCURRENCE : Copious quantities in all urban areas
1> Boils at room temperature. 2> Freezes without any known reason. 3> Melts if given special treatment. 4> Bitter if incorrectly used. 5> Sweet as honey if given a proper treatment
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1> Have a great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2> May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 3> Most powerful money reducing agent known to men.
TESTS
1> Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. 2> Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
COMMON USES
1> Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social values. 2> Can be great aid to administration.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to posses more than one !
shaiya added this comment 2008-07-24 23:53:03-05:00
oh my XD
emocutie99 added this comment 2008-07-21 09:16:45-05:00
kooooooollllll ^_^
kalista added this comment 2008-07-21 05:47:44-05:00
hahaha this is cool
kura added this comment 2008-09-23 20:57:53-05:00
XD Awesome. I don't find gender humor particularly funny, but chemistry humor? The best.
lizagrebs added this comment 2008-08-09 16:58:43-05:00
lmao hehe love the last part :P
shaiya added this comment 2008-07-24 23:53:03-05:00
oh my XD
emocutie99 added this comment 2008-07-21 09:16:45-05:00
kooooooollllll ^_^
kalista added this comment 2008-07-21 05:47:44-05:00
hahaha this is cool
kura added this comment 2008-09-23 20:57:53-05:00
XD Awesome. I don't find gender humor particularly funny, but chemistry humor? The best.
lizagrebs added this comment 2008-08-09 16:58:43-05:00
lmao hehe love the last part :P
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