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These are the flags we recognize:

The Habs are the best sports team ever

If You're From Montreal...

POUtiNe = Soul FOOD

10C means you can strip down to your t-shirt

your only concern about jaywalking is getting a ticket. you agree that Montreal drivers are crazy, but you're secretly proud of their nerves of steel. you greet everyone, from lifelong bosom friends to some one you met once a few years ago, with a two-cheek kiss. you need to be reminded by prominent signage that you should wait for the green light. there has to be at least 30 cm of snow on the ground for you to consider wearing boots you remember where you were during the Ice Storm. you used to be an Expos fan, but now all you really miss is Youppi. you discuss potholes like most people discuss weather. You encounter bilingual homeless people. You have yet to understand a single announcement made on the Metro PA system, no matter what the language. You don't find it weird that there's a strip club on every corner downtown. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. You can jay walk back and forth across Ste. Catherine street without getting hit by a single car. 1/4 mil + people know a single homeless guy. you go into a grocery store in another province and don't understand why they don't have alcohol. You expect there to be a dollarama walking distance from anywhere....and if there isn't there should be. when everyone in the room's first language is english but you still watch the habs on RDS on saturday nights 'cause you can't stand the CBC announcers when you, an anglophone customer, talk to an anglophone store clerk in french because u dont know if they speak english or French You say Mtro instead of subway. you think that if Quebec ever gets independence from Canada, Montreal will declare independence from Quebec. You get annoyed because it takes more than 30 minutes to get from one end of the city to the other by car.... and that's in rush hour. you're not surprised to see 100s of cars honking with portuguese, italian, etc. flags, because you know they just won a soccor game. When people wear shorts on the first day of spring even when it's still snowing outside. you jay walk at a red light but need to stop at a green cuz there is a morron that didn't realize the light would change, and is now blocking all the street. in winter, you can go to work, have a bite, go shopping, see a movie and come back home without ever seeing the daylight. you think that Mont-Royal is actually a mountain You haven’t been carded since age 14, anywhere. High School starts in grade 7 and ends in grade 11