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chuck norris beat medusa at a starring contest
If u starr at the american flag long enough a 3-D image of chuck norris apperars chuck norris can sneeze with eyes open monsters check for chuck norris in there closet chuck norris died last night death is just to scared to tell him chuck norris can grade cheese with his beard chuck norris doesnt have any hair on his body, hair cant grow on steal
never bring a gun to a chuck norris fight chuck norris always wins chuck norris's heart beats once a week
chuck norris has no chin, just a third fist under his beard chuck norris doesnt dress up for hallowween
chuck norris created the liger with a clap of his hands chuck norris can believe its not butter chuck norris can eat only one potatoe chip
when chuck norris jumps in a lake he doesn' t get wet the river gets chuck norrissed chuck norris beat iron man with a can opener Mr.T beat chuck norris once, to get revenge chuck norris invented racism global warming was created when chuck norris had a starring contest with the sun, chuck norris one ofcourse
ther is no economic crisis, chuck norris's wallet just got stolen chuck norris can run around the world and moon 3 times in one breath
every night before bed the boogey man checks his bed for chuck norris
naus added this comment 2009-04-11 18:09:19-05:00
i love it!
naus added this comment 2009-04-11 18:09:19-05:00
i love it!