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A stitch in time saves nine what? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Do mass murderers kill only in church? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? Do vampires get AIDS?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? How can there be self-help 'groups'? How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes? How come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows? How come I can pick my ears but not my nose? How dead is the Dead Sea? How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? --Dennis Miller If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Hmmmmm......
sexxikern added this comment 2009-04-17 23:51:14-05:00
thanks :)
raeayame added this comment 2009-04-16 16:50:53-05:00
Yes, vegetarians eat animal crakers and goldfish
sexxikern added this comment 2009-04-17 23:51:14-05:00
thanks :)
raeayame added this comment 2009-04-16 16:50:53-05:00
Yes, vegetarians eat animal crakers and goldfish