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THE TYPICAL BLOKE
i married miss right, i just didnt know her first name was always.
Ihavent spoken to my wife in 18months, i dont like to interrupt her
Marriage is a three ring circus, engagement ring,wedding ring,suffering
Our last fight was my fault, my wife asked whats on tv. i replied, DUST
Do you know what the punishment is for bigamy?? two mother in laws
The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and beer gut and still think they are beautiful.
Scientists have discovered food to diminish a womans sex drive its called wedding cake
In the beggining god created earth and rested, then god created man and rested he then created woman and since then neither man or god have rested
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