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People I Hate
Simon Says:
Conversation Blockers: When you are trying to have a perfect conversation with someone down the table and you have to talk around them, and they don't contribute anything.. Also they consistently refuse to move i mean come on fucking get out of the conversation.
Conversation Killers often similar to blockers these people always add something to the conversation that kills the entire story. Like you will says something like yesterday I went to IHOP and its like a great story but they will just be like I LOVE IHOP and kill the whole story with their own dumbass recollection.
Conversation Lockers I will often find myself trying to accomplish a simple task and someone will just start telling me their fucking life story. It's so uncalled for. I honestly don't care i just came to get something from the fucking vending machine shut up. And its not like I'm being antisocial its just its so time consuming when i could be having a conversation i actually care about.
People Who Walk on the wrong side of the stairwell. I know no one who likes these people, they are menaces to society on the same line as serial killers. I mean come on what don't you understand about it. ITS THE SAME AS DRIVING you walk on the right not the left. Maybe you can do it if no one is there. occasionally i just run into them just to piss them off cos you know what they deserve it. Fuck them for ruining all of our walks to class
Finally, this usually coincides with my hate for freshman, but people who walk in the hallway and then stop in their tracks and turn around. You know what people are walking behind you and the traffic jam you are inevitably starting is enough reason for me to punch you square in the jaw. I refuse to stop for your ignorance in the realm of traffic flow so i as of now will officially truck stick the shit out of you and plant you into the nearest wall.
People who walk too fast Stop preparing for the fucking olympic speed walking championships already. Ok what is the hurry i can see like once in a while you have to walk fast, or if you have long legs its just natural. Too often i am being passed by these, often girl, idiots who think everyone is slow. OK i am walking at the same pace as everyone else we have 5 minutes to get to class it isnt that hard so take some pills and calm the fuck down. if i get rudely passed one more time im going to just walk unreasonably quickly to pass them in the most obnoxious manner possible and believe me i do this all the time.
