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Interesting quotes :3
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
kittkatt7 added this comment 2011-07-29 18:32:35-05:00
lol
fluffy0700hmg added this comment 2011-05-29 14:13:42-05:00
amazing but the grandpa one was kinda freaky
ashpie added this comment 2011-07-25 21:17:41-05:00
like it
katiemay1234 added this comment 2011-05-23 15:28:03-05:00
cool.
awesomeperson21 added this comment 2011-07-29 07:01:33-05:00
kittkatt7 added this comment 2011-07-29 18:32:35-05:00
lol
fluffy0700hmg added this comment 2011-05-29 14:13:42-05:00
amazing but the grandpa one was kinda freaky
ashpie added this comment 2011-07-25 21:17:41-05:00
like it
katiemay1234 added this comment 2011-05-23 15:28:03-05:00
cool.
awesomeperson21 added this comment 2011-07-29 07:01:33-05:00
lol
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