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Dolphins & porpoises
Dolphins belong to the family of Delphinadae, and are MUCH different, AND better than porpoises. Here's why!
Who is this guy kidding? Us Phocoenidae (aka Porposises) are better. Let me tell you.
Dolphins are much bigger and stronger than porpoises. We're also more intelligent (not just to compare to those lousy porpoises, either). We have a nice thin, sleeky body, when those silly porpoises always appear all fat. Our dorsal fin is in a small, wave like shape, and the beak we have (the rostrum) is very prominent. Wait let me make it simple for you, porpoise. You can see it very clearly, dummy!
My turn, dolphin.. While your fin is a wave, ours looks like a shark. Us porpoises are also very shy animals, and can reproduce much more frequently than you. We don't go riding the waves of humans' boats like you do, stupid dolphin!