Dark Humor Chronicles #2

zanthera

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Dear God, (or who ever , you know, Allah, Vishnu, Zeus, Odin, ahh, er you get the idea.) I think it is about time you and I get aquainted. I mean I have been around this planet for long enough that I should be able to get to know you. So fess up, is there a whole bunch of virgins waiting for me up there or green pastures and everything at peace? Mind you if there are a lot of virgins waiting for me I would rather go down with the fallen ones. I am not one to teach a virgin the ways of pleasure because god damn it.... um can I say that really? Come on it's just a couple of words and just that. Um where was I... oh yes I am no more a teacher to virgins, I did my time thank you. Do you take requests? I have a few I would like. We do have to have a few things just before we die I mean sheesh, we get that far in life we should get a treat before we kick the bucket. Well ok maybe excepts for the wimps who give up and commit suicide or the dumbasses that may jump out in front of my car while speeding...oops. I shouldn't have said that one right? Then again you are all seeing and knowing but forgive everyone who repents. I repent sir. This is so cool I am now back on the right track. So easy! Now this is what I want. I want to have a due date of my death at least 3 months before I die but please don't show me how I die. I don't want to know if it is a slow death from diease. Oh if it is a slow death from disease I want the 3 month warning before I get the disease. Why? I am so sick of being such a good person all my life I want a good window of oppertunity to tell this world "Fuck you!" in my style and then repent since you accept everyone in heaven if you are that one. If you are another god I have no worries, I don't mind living the life of a cochroach or living life again to get it right because I know I screwed it up this time already. Being too good gets you used and abused. If there is another life I am so screwing around and having real fun like Paris. If I am here talking to myself and no one is listening that's ok too, death will be just lights out and I won't notice a thing. Thank you for listening.