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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice! 2. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that. 3. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 4. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go. 5. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!" 6. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 7. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go." 8. At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down. 9. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
Just get a hairdryer that looks like that!! GRAY! XD LOL!!!
Its fun to do the drivethrough one!! XD LOL!
REMEMBER- DIET WATER!!!!!
cherrykiss44 added this comment 2012-02-25 15:06:02-06:00
haha i love this
zeeweed added this comment 2009-08-14 01:15:35-05:00
XD I told Kiwi she had to do the hairdryer one... my aunt did the drive through one... the person looked so confused!!!! XD
novadiffrenta added this comment 2009-08-13 22:26:30-05:00
Lolololololololololzzzz!! TOO FUNNY! I plan to do every single one of them too!! lol! XD
cherrykiss44 added this comment 2012-02-25 15:06:02-06:00
haha i love this
zeeweed added this comment 2009-08-14 01:15:35-05:00
XD I told Kiwi she had to do the hairdryer one... my aunt did the drive through one... the person looked so confused!!!! XD
novadiffrenta added this comment 2009-08-13 22:26:30-05:00
Lolololololololololzzzz!! TOO FUNNY! I plan to do every single one of them too!! lol! XD