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1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"
-Thanks for reading. Just to let you know i did not make up all of these my friends and I one day got really bored so we made this list... and about 3 we got off the internet.
captainbanana29 added this comment 2011-06-08 23:50:54-05:00
domo is riding a retared llama! XD 13 12 and 3 ALL THE WAY
captainbanana29 added this comment 2011-07-07 23:29:07-05:00
I WONDER IF ANY OF YOU PPL DID THEM...
kittkatt7 added this comment 2011-07-05 17:22:04-05:00
wow thats halarious
faratlantis added this comment 2009-12-31 21:56:58-06:00
very funny
cloe318099 added this comment 2009-12-31 21:30:47-06:00
Lol!I think those are really funny!I love the balls and yell,"Go,pikachu,go!"!LOL
captainbanana29 added this comment 2011-06-08 23:50:54-05:00
domo is riding a retared llama! XD 13 12 and 3 ALL THE WAY
captainbanana29 added this comment 2011-07-07 23:29:07-05:00
I WONDER IF ANY OF YOU PPL DID THEM...
kittkatt7 added this comment 2011-07-05 17:22:04-05:00
wow thats halarious
faratlantis added this comment 2009-12-31 21:56:58-06:00
very funny
cloe318099 added this comment 2009-12-31 21:30:47-06:00
Lol!I think those are really funny!I love the balls and yell,"Go,pikachu,go!"!LOL
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